i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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