I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
