the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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