do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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