You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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