i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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