I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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