well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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