I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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