She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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