margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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