Are we in a gay sports bar?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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