I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
