i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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