I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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