talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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