Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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