i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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