THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm both gender and math confused
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