how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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