I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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