I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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