sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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