talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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