i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
