I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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