This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Alive.
So much puke
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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