Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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