Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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