So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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