Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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