Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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