I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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