why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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