i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm sobbing to NWA
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
