It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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