Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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