Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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