Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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