"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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