im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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