Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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