guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
