I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
