But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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