You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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