I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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