I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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