the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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