she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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