my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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