The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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