The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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