Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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